The tucked and nipped-s

This is a pack of four colors of tee shirts (each comes in two versions) and I really don't have much else to say in regards to this. My head itches; I saw a bug earlier and now I'm convinced that it's flying around my apartment looking for me to perch on. I hate that, I hate bugs.

das Plaidinator

So the lyrics are actually "blinded by the light/held up like a deuce/another runner in the night." It's not "held up like a douche" like you all thought. I'm working hard on more plaids ladies and Hank (who specially requested). Keep your pants on! or off... your choice. I know what my preference is.

Reverend Jim's Wife Sweater set.

This is quite possibly my favorite ad pic that I've ever done. And really I'm not a horn blower (or tooter? is it tooter?? remember Tooters, Mel??) I just really like it. This sweater comes in Gunmetal and Ruby. The back lacey part thing is mildly see through. My pants aren't getting any looser here ladies.

Sweater Jacket? Jacket Sweater? Lita Ford??

My pants are a little snug and I think it's pushing some organ into my ribs. I'm going to need to get up and move soon. This is a so-far-as-un-named jacket/sweater thing. I will have decided on a name by the time I put it up in our store but I'm pushing towards something that has to do with flours. Yes, I meant to type that. Here it is shown in naranja. There is also a moutarde version.

Pretty Girl Sunglasses

A pretty girl is like a minstrel show
It makes you laugh
It makes you cry
You go
It just isn't the same on radio
It's all about the makeup and the dancing
and the Oh,
a pretty girl is like a violent crime
If you do it wrong you could do time
but if you do it right it is sublime
I'm so in love with you, girl,
it's like I'm on the moon
I can't really breathe, but I feel lighter

It Looks Like You

I can’t for the life of me tell you
What all this is really about
So I’m leaving you with a burden of proof
And a strong case of reasonable doubt

Honey, it looks like you got some explaining to do
Honey, it looks like you got some explaining to do

I can’t for the love of Jehovah
Comprehend why you knock at my door
When you said it was over – over and over
Isn’t that what you told me before

Honey, it looks like you got some explaining to do
Honey, it looks like you got some explaining to do

New Year's Day Sunglasses

All is quiet on New Year's Day.
A world in white gets underway.
I want to be with you, be with you night and day.
Nothing changes on New Year's Day.
On New Year's Day.

I... will be with you again.
I... will be with you again.

Under a blood-red sky
A crowd has gathered in black and white
Arms entwined, the chosen few
The newspaper says, says
Say it's true, it's true...
And we can break through
Though torn in two
We can be one.

Charo Poofy Dress

Acoustic guitar, how lovely you are
with your inlays of mother of pearl
Be a good guitar and you can go far
Just bring me back my girl
She always said that you were the one
who could make her move her cute little bum
You understand where she's coming from
which I obviously don't
or she wouldn't be gone

Acoustic guitar, if you think I play hard
well, you could have belonged to Steve Earle
or Charo or Gwar
I could sell you tomorrow
so bring me back my girl

Red Charo Dress - 75L

Stop My Head

Speaking before you figure it out
Not always right, but never in doubt
Stepping aside for now
Your mind is red
Fall down dead

Into the dark, out of the room
Out of the way, never too soon
Some of the ground you gained
Lost instead
Fall down dead

Stop My Head - Opal Top - 40L

In the Grass All Wine Colored

I’m in the grass all wine colored
Wine colored grass
I’m in the grass all wine colored

Repeat x 9

In the Grass All Wine Colored Top - 40L

Some Sunglasses..

I got my swimcap and comb and my paperback book that I'm almost through
I got my lipstick and mirror and my suntan lotion and my cam'ra too.
I got my beach bag full of all the necessary items for a day in the sun

And of course it wouldn't be like me if I didn't bring along -

Some sunglasses
mmm
to hide behind.
Sunglasses
mmm
to cry behind.
Sunglasses
mmm
to die behind.

ThreeThree Pack Sunglasses - 30L

Baby Its Cold Outside

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride
I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out
Ahh, but it's cold outside

Black & Gray Sweater Dress - 75L

Some of Melatonin Hax's Dresses - More to be updated soon!

(from left to right)
Black Floral & Babushka Dress - Smoke lingered from across the bar as their eyes met. Her mouth gently parted and words were delivered like pizza to a New York City Apartment. "Don't you just love these shoes!!"

Get the shoes that go with the dress at Periquita Shoes!!

Red Bombshell Dress - She pulled her sedan over and strapped one of her children back into the seat. She wanted more out of this life than the normal 2.5 children and a husband. She wanted liberty and a hat filled with pennies!

(from left to right)
Green Cami Dress - Sipping your mimosa on The Palmetto you look anxiously at the man across from you. Dressed in a soft knit, stretch viscose rayon, every man on this train wants to buy you a drink. The train makes an unscheduled stop between stations just outside Savannah; your cab awaits. Even the cab driver notices how special you look and knows exactly where to take you. As you pull into a driveway, you wonder what lies ahead.

White Sweater Dress - You find yourself in a room full of people. Where am I? How did I get here? All these questions will be answered in time. You touch your dress and can fully tell it is made of 35% rayon, 34% lambs wool, 20% nylon, 7% angora, 4% cashmere. How do I know this??